1). Krystal IS NOT tough.
2). She IS NOT fearless, not even close.
3). Her experience is overrated.
4). I would NOT be scared even if she pissed off.
5). She CANNOT hurt me much.
6). I COULD simply break her neck.
7). I CAN dodge her attacks.
8). She isn't flexible, fast and reactive enough.
9). She is dumb.
10). I WOULD just tie her up and tickle her to death.
Also, this is just a game!!! Do you really believe that she is exist?!! You are asshole. And she ruined the series. Idiots claims that she is underrated but the truth is she is OVERRATED. She is bitch!!!
AHHHAHAHAA guys! I read both of your and others' comments!
Though i'm not interesting with this, but i will tell you obvious things. Also, i know that it's long, but hear me out! Read it to the end!
I'm not insulting, i just want to correct you, because you are wrong. Though i was offended with this. So, it's better for me to point it out.
You said: "i don't think she'd beat you to DEATH. she'd only do that if she had no other choice. she'd knock you unconscious, i'd like to think."
Answer: "Yeah, you'd like to think that it's better when she beats innocent people down?!! Because, as far as i know, she is brave enough to fight creatures who weakier than herself! (when she has her staff) Also, give me example of "no other choice"."
You said: "but i would stay on her good graces"
Answer: "Good graces? Which ones?"
You said: "because being beaten to within an inch of your life by a staff that shoots a myriad of different elements at you, is sometimes a fate worse than death."
Answer: "Then take her staff off! I would do so easily, it's not difficult if you close enough to more physically weak opponent. And i know that i'm bigger than her, so i could be able to do so! Elements? You mean air, fire, earth, ice and other shit like that? If so, only dangerous thing i see here is fire, which is fireballs that breaks laws of physics (Oh, it's fictional, sorry), which can be dodged by some shield or fast reflexes, but still not much problems. And it's not even close to myriad of different elements. Also, death is not scary thing as you implying it! There is nothing to be scared of in death."
You said: "and while krystal is normally a sweetheart"
Answer: "You dating with her or what? How would you know that she is a sweetheart? And previously i read some stuff about her in peoples' comments, bloggs, watched gameplays, games with her and i simply know it myself, and guess what?!! It always stated as she has bad temperament and she is impatient (Don't even mention about fucking Kursed)!"
You said: "i know she can be quite evil if you pissed her off enough."
Answer: "Pff, everyone can be! Also, don't protect her! But difference is when you pissing off a little foxy girl who's height is about only 172 cm and who's weight is about may be 50 kilogramms, it's nothing dangerous in her! But when you pissing off a huge alien man, it's absolutely different story."
You said: "i mean, everyone can be"
Answer: "I just said that!"
You said: "just takes a certain amount of motivation"
Answer: "What motivation? Example? I can tickle her armpits! Because i would love to. Is it enough motivation for her? I really don't understand about what motivation in her case you talking about!"
You said: "have you ever been hit by someone who's pissed off, and has a heavy stick in arm's reach?"
Answer: "No, but for example, once i damaged my knee when i fell from 2 meters height and it wasn't broken, of course. Is it count? Seriously, i felt even worse things in my life, than you talking! And that staff isn't heavy. Have you ever lifted it to claim so? Also, why can't i have heavy stick in my arms too? Think about it."
You said: "they won't stop until they knock you out, and that's if they have some common sense."
Answer: "Common sense and actual force to do so. I still don't understand why you think that i can't knock someone out. Common sense? It's when: "Oh, guys! Look, here is some douche bag. Let's beat him 7 on 1 to unconcisious!" Right? No! Common sense is actually when you killing a person who wanted to kill you. I would do the same, if i had a chance."
You said: "if you piss Krystal off bad enough, which given her position on the Star Fox team"
Answer: "Which position and bad enough to what degree? You mean, she is even more insolent when her team members is somewhere near? Also, she is just a fucking telepath and sexy. That's why Fox McCloud (and you, and everyone else) loves her. Her body is her key to Star Fox team, because i don't see any other reason for her to be there, except telepathy, which is stupid anyway."
You said: "would be difficult to do with her patience and natural abilities"
Answer: "It's not difficult to be "patient" when someone is threatening you! Otherwise, she is even more dumb than i expected. Natural abilities? SHE IS JUST A FUCKING TELEPATH! I said it earlier. She don't even have telekinesis, which is stupid, because telepathy and telekinesis can not be separated from each other! This powers have the same source. Also, telepathy can not help you in fight. Maximum it can only make illusions in your brain, and only if your brain is weak enough for her."
You said: "but know this: she's better on the ground than she is in the air"
Answer: "What a coincedence! Me too!"
You said: "and she is a HELL of a lot better with that staff than a firearm."
Answer: "Funny. I guess she is myopic. Bad eyesight won't allow you to successfully use firearms, indeed. Also, how much is a HELL? I can use both staff and firearms, if i had ones! Again, just give me weapons and i can beat her. Question of practice, situation and battle environment."
You said: "as it stands, while she's not good with guns, and equally not as good in the air, she's an excellent melee fighter, and shouldn't be underestimated."
Answer: "I see here one thing that i don't understand! You said that she is an excellent melee fighter, but you didn't say compared to who! So, i estimate her how she is. But honestly, she is highly overrated as a character AND a fighter. For example, Renamon could beat her too."
You said: "so with that in mind, i wouldn't want to get on her bad side, and i'd advise you to do the same."
Answer: "Didn't i said earlier: "Don't compare other persons to yourself!" So you put beforehand weaponless persons in fight with Krystal who have long staff?!! It's not fair. What if i have a staff and she has none? Who would be the winner? How much years you old? Because you have a logic of teenager. You didn't see me, i mean you never saw me in "real life", so your advise is pointless. You should understand that it's a question of brute force. I know i can beat her, because i'm bigger! Nothing i should prove to anyone."
You said: "that is of course unless you LIKE getting your teeth knocked out of your head with a giant gold rod that shoots fireballs"
Answer: "No, thanks! I prefer yogurt. By the way, to beat someone down with teeth knocked out of head, you actually must hit someone exactly in the face hard enough. Which is not easy, unless you are super fast or superstrong compared to your opponent. But Krystal is not for both, so i'm not scared! I already told that fireballs can be dodged!"
So, as far as i can see, her only chance is her magical staff, which gives her absolutely ridiculous powers and it's amount. May be she also can fly? Or hit someone by lightning? Or melt the ground under your feet? As i thought, she is helpless without weapons.
Afterwords: Shame on you! And never compare "real life" creatures with fictional.
I'm so hate her! She is evil! And as you said she has good graces but even if so, she has way more bad graces. She isn't sweatheart at all and she is
weak! In some certains she can be broken physically and mentally as everyone does. Yes she can be pissed off as almost everyone but it doesn't mean
she can beat you to uncoscious! I mean, how? Can she lift hundreds of pounds in one hand? No! Anyway, she can't beat me. I just saw this picture on KrystalArchive. And saw this comment.
I see you love Krystal but really answer me please! I just sad with this comment!
but know this: she's better on the ground than she is in the air, and she is a HELL of a lot better with that staff than a firearm. as it stands, while she's not good with guns, and equally not as good in the air, she's an excellent melee fighter, and shouldn't be underestimated.
so with that in mind, i wouldn't want to get on her bad side, and i'd advise you to do the same. that is of course unless you LIKE getting your teeth knocked out of your head with a giant gold rod that shoots fireballs.
Man, sorry for my agression! I wrong may be, because using insultings. But you was talking about crushed teeth and that she allegedly scary when
she pissed off. Then i am scary when pissed off too. When i pissed off, i'm not scared of anyone! Look, nobody wants to admit he is wrong! And i want to
talk with you! Even realize that won't make good! Let's talking calm! Ok? No insults! But now it's pain in my "soul"! And i can't settle.
Ok, let's start from begin. Without insultings! I see you telling me that Krystal can beat me only because you love her that much. The truth is all depends of
circumstances! You don't even realize what i could do to her in "real life". Your logic is like logic of 17 years old boy. Like that: "Who would win in a fight
between Batman vs. The HULK?". Most of you will say Batman, only because they like him more! But this fight not even close to fight like "Me vs.
Krystal"! Despite the fact that Krystal is ONLY game character and that's it! See? You can't use "fictional" character vs. "real life" me.
You said that she can kick my ass with stick rod! What if WITHOUT stick rod? You will say again that she can beat me and my life will be only in
her hands? If so, then you are simply biased. I can use staff too by the way.
And this time you can put here any argument that Krystal could kill me even without f*cking staff. Then all your pseudo-arguments is just "trolling".
Watch this video:
Also, look how she dropped her staff on 0:46 minute.
She just using dragon. But she undoubtedly can not beat me without staff. (with staff, i would say circumstances) And i don't care if she pissed off.
It doesn't make any difference to me.
This one gave me most pain. You said: "if you piss Krystal off bad enough, which given her position on the Star Fox team, would be difficult to do with her
patience and natural abilities, she WILL kick your ass." - You don't know me! My patience is way unbreakable than hers! And i WILL kick her ass and with bare hands.
And this one i just didn't get: ""if you piss Krystal off bad enough, which given her position on the Star Fox team" - What position? The scariest and
most dangerous member of team?
You said: "have you ever been hit by someone who's pissed off, and has a heavy stick in arm's reach?" - Have YOU been ever hitted by this?
You said: "she's an excellent melee fighter" - Did you saw it with your own eyes? So by your logic, i can not be excellent melee fighter too? I am!
She has lack of strength. And again, even if she has technique she can beat me ONLY with her fireballs and other. Circumstances.
Without her staff she using dragons! Without dragons she using team! Also yourself said me that she is given position of team. Conclusion: without her
"magical" staff she can beat only may be another girl. So you would be scared if Krystal pissed off on you?!! But if i would be pissed off on you,
then you won't be scared? No logic. What she can actually do? Even if she pissed off on me, without her staff she will be just stand still. Damn it
man you offensed me! If this dialogue will not make any constructive conclusion then i don't know what to do!
with that in mind, i'd like to cut this conversation short, and have us go our separate ways, before he finds out you set up another profile to say pretty much the same thing you already said to him. i don't need my profile taken down because you and him came to blows over something so trivial as this, especially when i have a fanfiction in the making that is STILL a work in progress.
as you said in the last comment Connor (my younger brother) had me read, Krystal is fictional. now i love her too, but i know well enough to separate fiction from reality, and to let things go. Connor, does not. now if she were real, this fight would have a bit more weight to it, but she isn't. so this entire argument is thereby proven ridiculous. could she kick somebody's ass? possibly. could she have her ass kicked vice versa? again, possibly. it all depends on the environment, the combatants, and their proficiency at using their environment to their advantage.
but here's the kicker once again, Krystal is FICTIONAL. which means that it doesn't matter what scenario you put her in, it'll never happen in real life. i'm still holding out hope that something like her kind exists in that inky black void we call space, but beyond that, she's only fiction.
so in conclusion, i'm cutting this conversation short, lest my profile get taken down because you and Connor got into another shouting match over this. and believe you me, Connor will get lectured for this when he gets home from school, i assure you. but i'm still trusting in you to let this go as well. yes, Krystal's fiction. yes, Connor's a fanboy of her's, and doesn't like anybody speaking ill of her when it isn't deserved. but remember, he's just a kid still, and kids do some pretty stupid shit when they're heroes' skills are put into question.
I guess i "feel" you! You mean, if she only has a chance, not choice, she will kill you! Because she has no good graces.
I do not underestimate her, i estimate her how she is! But i see you are OVERestimate her! You can not argue with me about the fact that you
actually just loves her very much! And you admitted this! Thus idea that she allegedly can beat me, while you don't know me! Even if you could see
me you would say again the same thing! May be you will say else that she allegedly can beat Foxy Roxy, for example? Is
there anyone who she can not beat in your point of view then?
Also, you said Krystal is fictional but there is something what can be in our Universe too! Well, there is very much creatures who can kill a mortal
mere human like you and unfortunately me! (unfortunately because physically i am human too!)
And yes! Creatures known as humanoid foxes are exist in our Universe too! But giant monkey-like heads and other straight fictional attributes are
not exist! Again, i could kill Krystal because:
1). She is woman. (not all aliens are incredibly strong!)
2). She just has no laser guns to put anyone down.
3). She isn't bulletproof and her skin as weak as human's skin, so you can simply slaughter her.
4). I am not that weakling to not know melee fight.
5). I am not weaponless.
6). She isn't fight alone much of time.
7). I am not dumb anyway to underestimate an enemy.
8). She is very not tall. (about 1.72 meters approximately as i read earlier!)
and so forth...
Another thing if she has unpenetrable skin for "Earthlings" weapons! Then this could be a problem. But she is never was and will be like that!
Speaking of aliens of our Universe, they have space-time warping effect. If they ever met somebody like Krystal in our world, then they could
incredibly easily put her down! And me! And anyone else! They are not all superstrong, that's why most of them using lasers.
If aliens was ever using magical staffs like Krystal's, then they would probably die for a seconds in real fights! But they are smart enough to use long
range weapon. No staffs, no "lightsabers", nothing in arm reach's combat. Some of aliens can kill a human with bare hands easily. Krystal without
staff is essentially human-like powered creature. Also, aliens just can shoot in spaceships in target when they are located in the air!
Conclusion: Humanoid foxes and other creatures are exist. Some of them could kill me, some of them i could kill (again, not all of them
"superpowered"!). So, in some circumstances, i could kill Krystal-like alien too. But i just do not want.
By the way, "lightsabers" are exist! They might be called Plasma Swords. This weapon is useless essentially. And look, Krystal doing impossible
things in game because... it's just a game. I'm glad you admitted this! That's it for now!
I see you are just a loser troll who wrote some shit and thinks he said something wise and objective! Then you are coward if you wouldn't like to fight her! I could tickle her and she calm down instantly. You portrayed me as weakling. She CAN NOT kick my ass! It's not so easy to put me down. If i have a staff then i will crunch her and YOUR teeth! You assume that she allegedly can beat me even without weapon and i would be scared of her? Look, you just reasoning like "vs." "logic" which is not works here. I AM TALKING about "real" Krystal and not so impossible like was shown in game. In game she may possess this powers but it not necessary working in "real life".
What if i tell you that WRITERS decide who will win and who is not! Again, she is not exist! I can be portrayed in this shit game like i beating her! It's not you decide! You believe she can kill me even when i am in armor and have weapons? Man you talking shit. So and you actually believe that she can beat even weak guy like you? Look, DO NOT compare yourself with me. So if i pissed off, i can't beat anyone? But you just subjective and nobody cares your opinion! I CAN kick her and your
ass as well!
Man if you are a loser in melee combat, it doesn't means that i am a loser! I CAN BREAK HER NECK WITH MY BARE HANDS! And what the shit are you talking about? Damn it, i can break your neck easily!!! You are NOT right you know! Everything, every argument you putted on here is just your subjective pseudo-"logic" based on your love to Krystal.
And nobody heard of hand to hand battle. Again, it's all circumstances! With weapon i could kill her too! And i wouldn't be with bare hands in fight with her. Plot that you putted here is just ridiculous! Do you think i couldn't bring some weapon in fight with her? I am smarter and stronger! Do you really believe she can beat the whole army by herself? Or can she beat huge alien? You know that spear isn't best choice of weapon at all! It's just a game!!!
In game i could be able to jump for hundreds of meters but it's not true!!! So, the same thing with Krystal. All she was doing in game is not possible for her! Why do you think i am weakling? Krystal is runt, fragile and not durable enough to stand even against her own spear! She isn't bulletproof at all! She could kick YOUR ass and kill you! Yes! And i think you would like to be hitted by her! Again, she is not supermaster of stick fighting! She was designed by Masahiro Sakurai as "supervixen" i see! But she could not be that "tough" in "real life". Also, why are you talking about "real life" me fighting "fictional" character vixen? You are just a bitch!
No arguments! Only hard convictions! Only Balance! I could kick her ass at least 5/10 times for sure. You may not be able to beat her 100% really! But DO NOT tell that shit to me! You are just wrong!
You said: "Excellent melee fighter"
Me: "You saw her fighting in "real life"? I personally was read that her spear is capable of doing "magical" things and that's it! Her melee experience is a shit! And even if not, then her experience is not good enough for sure!"
You said: "If you piss Krystal off bad enough, which given her position on the Star Fox team, would be difficult to do with her patience and natural abilities"
Me: "Her natural abilities is... just telepathy as i read earlier! It won't help in fight! Her strength isn't vast too! Her only hope with fight with me is a spear!"
You said: "she WILL kick your ass. you can put up whatever argument you want to this."
Me: "I see you love her very much! (i also saw in your favourites gallery plenty of pictures with Krystal!) But you MUST admit that if i would have her staff (spear) then i could kill her more easily! Now THAT was very offensive for me! My argument, it's all depends of circumstances! And you are blind if you don't understand this! In some circumstances i can simply punch her in the face and take her spear off!"
You said: "so with that in mind, i wouldn't want to get on her bad side, and i'd advise you to do the same."
Me: "And you claims that shit even when you don't know me?!! So, you think if i pissed her off then she could easily kill me even when i am in armor! Fight wins by hard conviction. Also what BAD side? What is the difference between "good" and "bad" Krystal?"
You said: "Have you ever been hit by someone who's pissed off, and has a heavy stick in arm's reach?"
Me: "She can be pissed off but she is still WEAK! So hit won't be too hurt! Her spear just can generate low force fields, portals, ice and a little more. Also i would be pissed off more! When i pissed off, i can't feel pain. Eventually killing her! And why do you think i will be staying still and let her hit me? I can dodge attacks actually! Also have you ever been hitted by someone who's pissed off, and has a heavy stick in arm's reach?"
I can be pissed off not less! So, what about are you talking? Do you think i can lose to anyone including her 10/10 times? Why? You don't know me! And based on your "logic" i would give you from 17 to 19 years old! It was very offensive for me, man! Waiting for your reply!